I’m scared I won’t find another guy like you that’ll make me feel this way.
I still can’t get over the fact that you don’t even need consent to be legally allowed to hit another human being. As long as you don’t leave any permanent physical evidence, it’s perfectly legal to hit children in so many countries around the world. Just call it “spanking” or “discipline” and most people won’t care about the long-term psychological effects this legal form of child abuse can have.
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions